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The drive-in
It’s summer o’clock, which means it’s about time that we feel whatever it is that SUMMER means to us; the fragrance of lake water in our wavy windswept hair (btw it’s 30-60 bucks if you want to pay for this look in a bottle which may be much cheaper than a day off but also
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If I love me…
Wow. It’s 43 degrees right now, like CANADIAN, Dude. That means 109.4 at 6pm in the shade on the patio where instead of writing to you today, I am simply going to melt my soul onto the page and stir it around with some number 50 sunscreen and some eye of newt. I am pretty sure that should solve all of
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Know your no
Saying no. Let’s practice it.No that doesn’t work for me. No I don’t want to. No I am already committed. No thank you I don’t need it. No I already have one (a husband, wife, hamster collection). No I don’t feel a spark.Was that scary? Or are you good at it? Does it come easy
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Lean in
Is your refrigerator running?Well then you’d better go and catch it!Remember that prank friend? Back in the day when phones were attached to the wall, and tweens relied on them for rebellious shenanigans.I mean I am aging myself. Some of you bright young minds were born into the cell generation. You don’t know what phone
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I look like a monkey…
“Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me Last year a lot of crazy weird things happened which is why I am currently living in a fancy hotel. I’ll tell you a story about it all next week and hopefully we will laugh and laugh and laugh. Happy Birthday to me. And many more.” I
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I feel you’re an ass
We didn’t communicate well. I hear several times a day this reason as to why a relationship didn’t work from lovely humans who were once part of a lovely couple. But we are smart people, Friend, so how does communication go so wrong? Surely we know how to say please and thank you by now and not to say you look fat
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Buy me love
Money, money, money, is it funny or is it a drag? Can it buy you love? Are the best things in life actually free? Should we give them to the birds and bees?Money IS funny, ABBA was right. Well I mean they were being sarcastic I know, funny if you have it and don’t have
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Spilled milk
The other day my daughter’s dad stopped by and left behind a grocery bag with some Doritos, toothpaste and half a sandwich. I looked in the bag and somewhere in the recesses of my thought processes I registered the half sandwich and that it would need to be refrigerated. An hour later, after I had done
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