I want you to sign up for this package, for ME. Yes, that is correct. For ME, MOI, YOURS TRULY. All of this life-altering game-changing stuff we do together feeds my children, and it’s going to take me on a vacation to Italy, and I am excited about that. I can already see my daughters and I making ridiculous poses for photos, laughing cute, movie-scene-worthy laughter, and eating cheese-dripping pizza, our eyes dazed with gilded statues and glinting ocean. We are going to feel good. I think we deserve to. Hell, I know we do. And so do you, my friend! The kind of work WE (you and I) are going to do together is the kind that makes everything in YOUR world feel better, enjoyable, and worth doing – the career, the projects, the vacations, the jobs, the relationships – BECAUSE you feel good within yourself. It’s got mileage. It’s like having bottle of Italy in your pocket that you can sprinkle on your days – the sun feels sunnier, the beauty feels reachable. I want to give you that. That is fuel for me.
You see, I have a unique ability, and that is a big deal. I take the work we do together, not seriously, but SACREDLY. Deep into my heart. It is an honour, and a hallowed process. I consider it a blessing. Each and every time we reminisce about how far you’ve come – how all of those impossible dreams are now within your grasp – you’re sending me pics of your wedding dress (oh how I love the wedding invites!) – the new baby in teeny tiny shoes – calling me up for a reading because you have TWO amazing career opportunities and we need to figure out which one is the yellow brick road –it will be hard to remember the struggle that brought us together. I will be rejoicing in that as much as you. This wasn’t what I set out to do in life (hence a couple of University degrees), but it was what I am meant to do.
And when you are meant to do something, you thrive on giving, not withholding. I ask “how can I give this lovely person as much wisdom, help, sanity, whatever it is they are needing, as possible with resources at hand”. I have put together The Launch package, with that maximal giving philosophy in mind – how to structure my services to pay you dividends of peace, joy, connection with loved ones, and the creation of meaningful creations, because YOU feel good being YOU.
And make ME feel like a million bucks, with pizza on top.
The Launch
What you get:
- Six months of private sessions: A total of 27 hours of counsel for the price of 24; that means non-judgmental listening, hearing, objective, loving support, backed by 20 years of experience in undoing “all that is getting in your way” so you can just be the amazing, unbroken you, PLUS, all of the following additional support, expertise and attention that brings the powerful results my clients enjoy:
- Background assessment and intake discovery: Me asking you questions, you letting it all hang out, me taking copious, secretly guarded notes.
- Creation of personalized program: Me, late-nighting on the sofa with my laptop and messy bun, deeply processing your history, your needs, your concerns, and then drawing on my ninja skills to disassemble the criss-crossed live wires of your past and present history, until the children hear me scream “sweet baby Jesus I’ve got it”, and choirs of angels start to sing, usually at about three AM.
- Session feedback follow up: Me, spelling it out, translating it to your lingo, getting it paper for your easy understanding and reference. You, understanding and referring.
- Personalized healing exercises, created for you, administered at your pace: Me, lovingly creating exercises and practices for your personal epiphany creating experience. You, enjoyed epiphanies and feeling loved.
- Text and email support: You, venting, sharing, asking me to sit on you or steal your phone before you send the text, press the delete button, or eat the whole cake in a single sitting (I will definitely scare you into saving me half).
BONUS ADD ONS:
- Crisis Card: One emergency session with moi, to keep in your pocket until you need to phone a friend.
- Intuitive Feedback Session: Us, looking at your life and circumstances from the top of the tower, eagle eye view and gaining some brilliant and unexpected insights, while secretly having a little too much fun.
The Opportunity: For this week only you receive the counselling sessions, program development, text and email support, follow up, written exercises AND crisis call, three additional counselling hours and the intuitive session for just the price of counselling alone. That is a $9990 level of support for only $4995 for the entire six month program (which works out to $832/month). This is HALF the regular pricing for this level of support, plus extras not ordinarily included for no charge at all, as my thank you to you for your loyalty. This means that for every paid hour of time, experience and personalized attention you are receiving more than an hour of complimentary (free, zero dollars, completely gifted) time, experience and personalized attention. Clients & their loved ones only, until November 5, 2018, at 8:00pm MST.
How it all works: FOR 3 months you attend weekly sessions, in person, by phone or by Skype, to get you feeling better and our process working as fast and effectively as possible. Then once things are running smoothly we drop to bi-weekly, to free up your time and give you some extra space for the in-between session process. I do the behind the scenes work to keep things running smoothly. I help you work through exercises and teach you things that help you feel better, deeply transform, and create lasting change. You soak up the support, the TLC, and the extras. Life feels easier. We got this! We start feeling happier. Things improve and then change. We feel smug. But in a nice way.
We wrap up, but we stay in touch because we have bonded. I genuinely care about your pets, your kids, your in-laws. I am here if you need me, you know, for a tweak or a hug, to share your good news, or protect you from the in-laws.
If you’ve read this far you probably know, deep down, that it’s time, that I can help you, and that together we can take you to the next level.