Oh the sweet celebration of LOVE! Pink hearts and chocolate, couples flagrantly making out over the dinner table at your favourite restaurant.
V Day means something different to all of us. When romantic love is working for us we are giddy, and we dress up, and dine and exchange gifts.
But sometimes, just every so often, V Day brings more questions than reasons to celebrate. Sometimes we are bickering in the car on the way to the movie, or dreaming of rings only to open up a new pair of earbuds. Sometimes our minds and hearts are wondering or wandering -is this the person for me? But does she see me as a love interest or just a boy toy? Will we grow old together, or will we accidentally kill each other in a razor intense stare off over the mess on the bathroom counter? Is his taste in art a sign from great granny, RIP, that we should lace up the sneakers and run screaming toward a tasteful gallery in an adjacent country? For the love of cinnamon hearts and sexy tarts (I mean the candy) how do I get my needs met?
It ain’t always easy…until it is!!!!!
That’s right, it’s the sorting it out, the getting to know, the vulnerability, and the learning to understand and resolve all of our own inner chaos, that can fill our chocolates with dried oak bark when we were jonesing for strawberry cream. But we can’t skip over that to get to the inside. We can’t suck out the strawberry filling without biting into the coating, at least metaphorically speaking.
Well my beautiful Valentines, it turns out that I love to help you sort out love. I love to help you feel clarity now, today at right now o’clock. I love to give you insight, and gently coax you out of your beautiful but wildly overthinking, feedback looping, brain, to help you see with your love goggles on.
AND THAT’S NOT ALL! I also love to help you dig the problem up from the roots, so that you either fix whatever heart break you have going on this minute, or shimmy into your next love shack with out that heavy suitcase you’ve been dragging around since the 1900’s. Cause if you’re gonna bring your ex’s stuff into your next relationship, you might as well just have ‘em over for dinner (eerie musical interlude) -you are still datin’ ‘em.
To make all of this pink-hearted clarity and bag unpacking wisdom easy to come by, I have put together some V Day Goodies!
Date Night: Surprise your date with the mystery and magic of a couples’ reading. Use this to better understand your relationship OR simply to enjoy a night of personal insight with your person, or a little of both. Share an hour together, or luxuriate in a full hour each…you’ll have oh so much to whisper about over dinner!
Reading Goody Bags
Mix and match these famous favourite LOVE reads!
The Bachelor/ette: Who needs couch time with Chris when this read gives you the romantic potential between you and your crush or curiosity. Get the scoop on your crush’s intentions toward you, your emotional and sexual compatibility, and whether your s/he has ‘final rose’ potential. More than one crush allowed!
The Suitor: What is showing up on your romantic radar? Is someone crushing from afar, is there romance just waiting in the wings, is there something you can do to light a fire under Cupid?
The “One”: Juicy details of your big love match. What’s s/he like? Does he sing in the shower? Does she like sugar in her coffee and chocolate for breakfast (ummm, that is a trick question -everyone likes chocolate for breakfast, duh)? What is the emotional and spiritual mojo of the relationship? Do you have any homework or is she just going to fall in your lap while you are busy knitting socks?
The Closure: It’s hard to let go of a ghoster. What you need to know to heal and move on, insight into the what broke and why. Was it that damned ugly sweater she kept commenting on? Or that thing you said about his Mom, bless her heart?
The Crossroads: Is it too little too late? Can you get back that lovin’ feeling? A look at your best path and best potential for relationship rescue or moving on with less heartache.
Mini Coaching Packages
For Couples: Give your relationship a LOVE INFUSION, with a mini package. Includes 3 sessions over a month to strip down confusion and conflict and get you back on the same team, and moving toward your best happy.
For Singles: Give your l’il ole heart the dose of healing it needs to loosen the grip of old hurt and feel confident in kick-start creating a thriving equal partnership, from the inside out! Package includes 3 sessions over a month with follow up and a mini-reading.
If you have something else in mind to love up your Valentine, please ask me. I would be happy to personalize a package for you and your date!
And my final note: You, my dear are a creation of love, and worthy of ALL the LOVE, in all the ways. Let’s work together to make your love life more loving.
I heart you.
All readings $130/hour
All mini coaching packages $500
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